Writer, Rhetorician, Nerd.

2009

June 111
May 77
April 70
March 109
January 122

2008

June 60
May 78
April 29
March 29
January

Normally i don't do this.

But if you have an iPhone and like those mafia wars types of games, install the iPhone app...
Dec 8th

I'm working in 59 degree weather...

constantstateofflux: FML IT’S THIRTY TO FORTY DEGREES HERE. THIRTY TO FORTY DEGREES. ...
Dec 6th
How to Speak With a Baltimore Accent
Dec 3rd

Trenches is awesome.

<3 Jimmy Ryan
Dec 3rd
Baltimore mayor guilty of embezzlement, GO...
Dec 2nd
kayfabe: noahkai:vasta: In 89 countries, walking on a...
Dec 2nd
Silver Bullet Gun Oil
Dec 2nd

Reblog with the best lie you ever told

(via constantstateofflux) “I’ll be fine.”
Dec 2nd
anditslove: abcieloo:(via fuckyoufuckitfuckeveryone)
Dec 2nd

god damnit god damnit god damnit god...

why the fuck do i keep doing this to myself what the fuck is wrong with me why am i constantly...
Dec 2nd
Listen Listen
owenparsons: Hit ‘Em High (The Monstars’ Anthem) - B-Real, Busta Rhymes, Coolio, LL Cool J &...
Dec 2nd

The Five Stages of Lady Gaga

kayfabe: discodazzler:saafz: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Let Gaga Be Great 1....
Dec 2nd

Alright Tampons,

kbels: Guess the scary noise was just South Tampa related. Whatever it made my cable and lights go...
Dec 1st
EA Games decides to force users to have to...
Dec 1st

Nicole likes to S a lot of Ds and L a...

nicolecb: blueeyedride: golden-and-delicious: nicolecb: (via blueeyedride) Tru Fax I...
Dec 1st

Nicole likes to S a lot of Ds and L a...

blueeyedride: golden-and-delicious: nicolecb: (via blueeyedride) Tru Fax I didn’t know you...
Dec 1st

Nicole likes to S a lot of Ds and L a...

nicolecb: (via blueeyedride) Tru Fax I didn’t know you were old enough to S a lot of Ds.
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
I’m not really a huge fan of J-Pop and J-Rock and shit like that, but Masaki Endoh’s...
Dec 1st
Plz. (note: i didn’t make this one i just found it...
Dec 1st
Urban Dictionary: portmanbreau
Dec 1st
Gonna go to bed; gimme something to post when...
Dec 1st
(via kawaiine) awww :[
Dec 1st

Webelonginthesea it is.

(via webelonginthesea) i like it better :]
Dec 1st
“A stagnant pond is rife with filth and life-stealing...”
Dec 1st
Thanks, Johnny.
Dec 1st
(via anaistfu)
Dec 1st